Wood handle rubber cane. a very quick way to leave memories on your bottom. Made of high density black light reactive rubber.

This one of a kind deer bone and wood flogger has 30- 1/2 inch wide x 17 inch long falls for a deep thuddy impact.

Bible paddle. 15 inches long by 5.5 inches wide. Yes it's made from a real bible. Strike the fear of god into your bottom.

11 inch long by 4 inch wide poplar paddle with broken glass inlay. This is not for the weak of heart.